Smashing Katie | Tales From The Breakup Battlefield

My friend thinks I’m strange for not knowing how to check out a guy’s “special purpose”. For those of you who have not seen the movie titled The Jerk, you are missing out. Anyway, apparently, most women have a natural ability to shift focus from the face right down to what’s below the belt. As my friend is fantasizing about the hot stranger sitting a few seats away, wondering how big “it” is and whether it would be appropriate to get out of her seat and go grab “it”, I ponder why it is okay for women to stare and not okay for men to sneak a peak down our shirts? In this society where we are all for equal opportunity and easily offended about double standards, I find it interesting when women get upset when guys just want to take a quick look. Is this because men are more blatant and obvious whereas women are better at hiding their intentions? I say dangle the carrot in front of them. More power to women who take this as a compliment….as long as it is not demeaning.